Retired Sailor Norman's Surprising New Journey

Norman, an elderly retired sailor, dons his old uniform and visits the docks for nostalgic reasons.

He encounters a woman and accompanies her to her room.

Despite his age, he engages in intimate activities with her.

Seeking feedback, Norman asks how he is performing.

The woman responds, "Well Norman, you're moving at about three knots."

Confused, Norman questions the meaning of "three knots."

She clarifies, "You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."